Apocalypse Windows
Posted on Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011 at 12:36 pmApocalypse Windows
Am I the only one Who Wants a zombie apocalypse to happen ?
I personally think this would be awesome! I’ve already got my plan ready tell me if it’s any good ![]()
1. Steel 2 trucks and 4 expensive cars eg . Hummer , GMC , Ferrari ect (I’ll have 14 people in my crew)
2. Goto the mall , stay there for a week (or until were finished)
3. Fill one truck with food and water ad other drinks
and the other with BIG TVs and ps3s and 360s and games and fix the cars with metal windows (apart from the front and back )
4. Load up with petoral ![]()
5. Goto the goldcoast and go to movieworld ( huge themepark with huge thick concrete walls ![]()
6. Choose a shop in the themepark for your room ![]()
eventually go into the city and get guns and stuff and look for normal people and set the walls up with high voltage wire ontop
and yea
Sounds like a good plan, but I found one small error. Here, I’ll give you a fixed version:
1. Get torn apart by hordes of zombies, dying a horrible, horrible death.
There you go! You know how in the movies, there are the people who are real badasses who end up surviving, and Then There are the characters who don’t take the risk seriously and end up dying? You’d be in the latter group.
In a zombie apocalypse people would certainly survive; government bunkers, country folk probably. But zombie movies aren’t accurate reflections of what would happen in real life. Your TVs and stuff won’t work because there’s no power. When your cars break down you’ll struggle to replace them. You’ll struggle to get clean water (if the disease is waterbourne you’ll obviously turn). You’ll never have working sewers, so you’ll have to crap in the bushes. Taking food from supermarkets won’t last 14 people very long, so you’ll have to spend most of the rest of your life farming or whatever.
Essentially, even you managed to survive, which you almost certainly wouldn’t (even if you knew when it was going to happen), your life would suck. Join the army and fight in a war; it would be about a hundred times worse than that (same risks and bad conditions, but You Don‘t get fed etc and you never get to go back home).